We Were Kidnapped By Ninjas: Not Clickbait


We're sorry.

We have made a severe and continuous lapse in our judgement.

But actually guys, we got kidnapped by ninjas and it was epic. But that's a story for another time.

We couldn't really do much because we were in a cave, being held hostage and forced to eat sushi. But we can promise you that we now have an awesome sprite designer, who was also being held in the cave. We found him hanging by his testicles and mumbling desperately to the moss on the cave wall.

His sprites should be ready for us to use in the game soon, and we'll be adding them in within a few weeks!! 

We've also got a new drone who is called David and he shoots bursts. 


hasta la vista

mommy and daddy